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"What would you do today if you knew you weren't going to fail? Now go do it."

Amber is a 20 year old college student living in Maryland who doesn't know what she wants to do with her life. She enjoys old people and fried pickles. She doesn't like confrontation or getting up early. Her hobbies include fantasizing about older men and reading.

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Stephen Colbert on Curb Your Enthusiasm.

“If a Scottish person wants to talk about sex, we just kinda giggle and walk backwards and point at our genitals.”

“That’s the thing about people that take crystal meth. They kinda look like they’re in the French Revolution after a while.”