it's a great day for america, everybody

"What would you do today if you knew you weren't going to fail? Now go do it."

Amber is a 20 year old college student living in Maryland who doesn't know what she wants to do with her life. She enjoys old people and fried pickles. She doesn't like confrontation or getting up early. Her hobbies include fantasizing about older men and reading.

berlitz:

do you ever feel like you like someone a lot more than they like you and then start to feel like you’re just annoying them because while you always want to talk to them they probably don’t always want to talk to you and it stresses you out a lot and then you just start to feel really depressed about it

applebright:

when you accidentally refer to celebrities casually by their first name as if you’re close personal friends and all your friends judge you constantly because you have lost control of yourself and have no boundaries or rules and you’re just floating out in space like dark matter alone and cold and creepy

list of people who can make me laugh so hard that i can’t even breathe

• me

th3r4py:

when you reblog like 7 things in a row from the same person and you get scared you look like a stalker 　

colfricans:

whenever something happens in my life i imagine how i’ll talk about it in interviews when i’m famous

brokebackdestiel:

my definition of productivity is finally watching the movie that i hadn’t gotten around to watching

charminbear:

phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world　

obeytherise:

my tumblr pet peeves:

• automatic playing music
• music that automatically starts
• when a song just starts automatically when I go to your page
• that song that interrupts my song because it started without my knowledge 
• music on your page that just comes out of nowhere